you make me wanna wear dresses

forgot to tell you: christopher and i were doing laundry in the costume shop today. and he pulls out, i kid you not, my new FAVOURITE item in the costume shop. it's so unbelieveably sexy, it reminds me of crimson dove's old masthead. really, it's THAT ooh. it's a slip, from the 50s i think. it's got bra straps of course, and this thick lace around the v neck and the top edge. a seam under the breasts to take in the fullness. true waistline, and this huge crinoline skirt. christopher of course picks it up and pulls it over his head." help me, help me", he calls. so i help him pull it all the way down. it hits above his knees, shows the extreme flatness of his chest... but it's still such a beautiful garment... well, undergarment. he was flouncing around then disappeared into the back and came out in a big hoop skirt under the slip. hot.

i must be feeling really horny, as i keep describing good clothing today by saying, "i'd sleep with anyone in that dress" or slip or whatever. this can be a problem. also, i've been swearing like a pirate. ch was last week- perhaps it's wearing off on me.

in further dress news, z is trying to find something for rochester xmas party. so we have a long im conversation about my professional opinion. she sends me this dress, and here is our conversation. as always, i'm rainheads, z's narknon, and she copys and pastes from our mother's conversation, who is funkysheep.

narknon (9:09:43 PM): can you help me pick out a good dress for my body type
Rainheads (9:10:42 PM): v necks which show off those fab boobs of yours. high waists are always good.
narknon (9:13:29 PM):dress in question
Rainheads (9:14:30 PM): adorable! you'd look fabulous in it. when in the world would you wear it?
narknon (9:14:40 PM): xmas party
narknon (9:14:42 PM): in roch
narknon (9:14:45 PM): did you see the back?
narknon (9:14:51 PM): I think it would look good too
Rainheads (9:15:15 PM): oooh! that's really pretty
Rainheads (9:15:28 PM): what kinda bra does one wear with that?
narknon (9:15:33 PM): none
Rainheads (9:21:05 PM): i think if your shoulder blades show at all, i think the back is TOTALLY sexy. the vneck emphisizes your bust, while the drop waist shows off your curvacious hips.
narknon (9:21:36 PM): the vneck is high though
narknon (9:21:36 PM): which is good
narknon (9:21:37 PM): not to much boobage
narknon (9:23:26 PM): baby doll
Rainheads (9:24:20 PM): oh yeah. i'd prolly sleep with anyone in that dress.
narknon (9:24:37 PM): here's what mom had to say about the first one: narknon (10:28:06 PM): look at the back
FunkySheep (10:29:26 PM): toga toga toga
FunkySheep (10:29:45 PM): very sexy
FunkySheep (10:29:59 PM): do you duck tape your breast in place?
Rainheads (9:25:38 PM): um, YEAH!
dear mom-
i only sleep with girls who wear things where their breasts are ductaped in place.
love,
caitlin
narknon (9:27:19 PM): the beginning part of our convo
narknon (9:27:26 PM): like 10 minutes
narknon (9:27:32 PM): was how to get a link to be blue
narknon (9:27:35 PM): I am not kidding
Rainheads (9:27:55 PM): i like the aspen, if mom's gonna be there, and the babydoll with applique if she's not
narknon (9:28:16 PM): she isn't
narknon (9:48:10 PM): christmas green
Rainheads (9:49:32 PM): ooh, it's really sexy! and such sexy green, too! but your boobs have to be really close together for it to look good, otherwise they appear to be in your armits for most of the night.
narknon (10:09:53 PM): okay I think I need to get to bed
narknon (10:10:00 PM): thanks for the dress advice
Rainheads (10:12:36 PM): no prob. i'm posting it in the blog
narknon (10:13:21 PM): dress advice?
Rainheads (10:13:30 PM): yes, and dorky mom
Rainheads (10:13:46 PM): my readers can vote on their fave.
narknon (10:14:53 PM): nice!
narknon (10:15:00 PM): but they don't know what I look like
narknon (10:15:03 PM): but I would like to know.

ok, dear readers! tell me which you like best! z's xmas party in rochester is depending on it!