15.1.06

most offensive ad

ok, so swmnbm has all these real things that people say that offend her on her blog, but i just saw an ad in the newspaper that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
it was this ad, which in the newspaper has a nasty pink-dressed-poorly-proportioned doll in it as well.

let's just make a list of the gross words involved- we won't even get into the visuals.
-barbie. alone, she is offensive.
-barbie, live. as if she's not scary enough plastic
-fairytopia. what does barbie know of fairies? and they are feisty and dangerous. certainly not belonging in a utopia sort of place. and please, barbie is not a character who belongs in utopia. and the combonation word just sounds scary and gross. ("i have really bad fairytopia, so my opthimologist said i shouldn't wear contacts.")
-live on stage. as opposed to what? dead? plastic? i guess it's opposed to live on ice.
-barbieTM live in fairytopiaTM. every other word is follwed by the TM.
-broadway in chicago. why should chicago theater do what it's good at, when we can do second rate versions of new york theater? for-profit theaters are just wrong.

ugh. my stomach hurts, i don't think i can blog about this anymore.

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